NOW YOU CAN TAKE IT WITH YOU!!!

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Trade secret # 4

This webpage is dedicated to the publication of TRADE SECRETS we have created.

Project # 3 - DIAMOND TED'S TRADE SECRETS

In this project, # 3, I want to post SOME of the TRADE SECRETS I have gathered while on this Earth.  

Please view ALL my material below, reflect on it, and contribute by clicking on the submit a story and picture button.

AGAIN, I WANT TO HEAR FROM ALL OF YOU!!!!

LEGAL AFFAIRS
YUP... THE BIGGEST TRADE SECRET OF THEM ALL!
NOBODY LIKES THIS PAGE, SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU.
ALSO, I AM NOT TELLING YOU, I AM TELLING EVERYONE,
NOW IS THE TIME TO GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER !!!!
MY TRADE SECRET IS THAT ANYONE CAN TELL YOU THAT
BUT ONLY A TRUSTED AND TRUE FRIEND WOULD DEMAND THIS!
PLEASE THINK ABOUT THAT STATEMENT...

BY NOT DOING THIS, YOU ARE MAKING YOUR LOVED ONES LIVES EVEN MORE MISERABLE.

DON’T DO THAT TO PEOPLE YOU LOVE AND ARE HURTING.

Again, please view ALL my material below, reflect on it, and complete these documents

Trade Secret # 4

How DIAMOND TED'S MEMORY AND DIAMOND TED'S TATTOO DIAMONDS ARE MANUFACTURED TO EXACTLY THE COLORS YOU REQUIRE.

THIS IS FOR ME TO KNOW...AND ME TO KNOW...LOL
FIRST, I WILL SHARE THIS, MY STUFF, IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET !!!
SECOND, THAT AIN'T NO FUCKING MACHINE ABOVE THAT IS AVAILABLE TO JUST ANYONE AND I CAN USE IT TO FEATHER IN ANY COLOR I WANT BECAUSE
I'M DIAMOND TED !!!
THE WORLD'S MOST INTERESTING MAN.

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