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These are the text messages that are suppose to go to each header on each category of the Diamond Ted Tattoo Diamond Funded Forever website
Home Page
- The Past
- The Present
- The Future
The OPENING PARAGRAPH to the Autobiography of DIAMOND TED ANDERSON and his last seven (7) projects.
WELCOME. (Video)
A lot of you don’t like to read, so I’ll try to make this quick.
This is an introductory letter to my new website. It has the standard “Thank you everyone” opening paragraph, the short one, and then it attempts to briefly explain a website that covers my 50 years of artwork that has turned into nearly 30 pages of overwhelming (yet great) information. I have attempted to both have these webpages chronologically and pictorially do many things, as represented by the “HOME” page and all the pull down menus for the site.
My initial goal was to really just preserve all the Body Art in my current possession, their stories and document and sell a couple of High Resolution, Oversized Atlas that represent that past, present and future artwork but the picture’s lighting and angles are not what I want and I can’t remember all the reasons behind the art and it’s expensive so this is really a shout-out to everyone to, at a minimum,
TO PEASE VISIT THE SECTION OF THIS SITE THAT COVERS THIS SUBJECT AND SEND ME SOME HIGH RESOLUTION PICTURES AND GREAT ACCOMPANYING STORIES TO MY NEW HIGH CAPACITY E-MAIL ADDRESS
diamondted102@gmail.com
and then help me pay for this FOREVER SITE by visiting and buying my new DIAMOND TED REMEMBRANCE DIAMONDS and DIAMOND TED’S TATTOO DIAMONDS and necklaces and associated jewelry.
All this is in the main pull-down menu’s and “Contact Me” section of every page.
Please don’t get me wrong. I love what I have done and I would really love to keep the art alive BUT I have to do what Andy Warhol once said,
“Being good business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working in art and good business is the best art”.
That stated, I’ll never stop working and I’ll never stop selling! Blame Warhol! LOL. Also, I have ceased working on Tattoo’s and Piercings, and would really welcome an offer from anyone who wants my old equipment and patterns; however, I have not stopped working my coloring art, I’ve just taken it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
And here is a little secret, a lot of you don’t know this, but in my youth, I worked as researcher on an old mass-spectrometer at the UW MADISON WARF and I know more about the coloring stuff than you think AND that’s why I have been so good as an artist. It’s a science.
So now I utilize that scientific knowledge and work with, get this, Synthetic Diamonds and Synthetic Gemstones AND now I have created a REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY that only I, DIAMOND TED ANDERSON, have perfected.
They are called, “DIAMOND TED’S MEMORY DIAMONDS” and “DIAMOND TED TATTOO DIAMONDS”.
HERE IS THE CONCEPT.
I take the colors of your tattoo’s, your lost pets or your loved ones, and try to closely match it to an actual colored diamond growth stone to them, place that gemstone into a DIAMOND TED GROWTHSTONE NECKLACE and imbed the exact correcting impurities into or around the jewelry so when you pass away, your loved ones just send me your remains and the jewelry, we can mix your refined carbon remains, the pre-determined colored diamond growth stone, the exact predetermined impurities mixture and have you immortalized to the exact color in a SYNTHETIC GEMSTONE you designated before you passed.
That’s not really it though because if it needs some fine color tuning…I use a nuclear reactor! to perfect the job.
Like I stated, when it is done by me, and my partners, the exact color of your tattoo, you long lost pet or a long lost loved one can be seen, forever, in our eternally created of “DIAMOND TED’S MEMORY DIAMONDS” and “DIAMOND TED TATTOO DIAMONDS
(PS. I CAN ALSO SAVE YOU SOME MONEY ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE
AND GET YOU AN EXTENTION ON THE WARRANTY OF YOUR VEHICLE….JUST PRESS THE LINK TO……
OK, I’M KIDDING HERE, I HATE THOSE CALLS.)…I’m still a funny SOB!
To overcome the costs of this concept, I have partnered with both finance companies AND estate planners so you can
“TAKE IT ALL WITH YOU!!!”
I just want to make sure you are all prepared for your loved ones and remembered when your final days come and this website attempts to do that.
In conclusion, please visit the site, submit your stuff and buy something that you can be remembered by.
Thank you, DIAMOND TED ANDERSON
This webpage is dedicated EVERYONE.
Please visit the whole page and, as always, please feel free to reach out to talk and contribute with stories and pictures.
THANK YOU FOR VISITING !!!
The Past
Project # 1 - DIAMOND TED'S - FOREVER FUNDED "In-Memory" Web Galleries
Greetings (Video)
For 50 years, I am very thankful for everyone for allowing me the privilege to perform their body art and piercings.
In return I have developed a product that I want to offer to all our customers and friends.
So I have worked and developed a new, complicated, technology that satisfies all I have worked for, we have worked for.
There are several aspects to this technology, and it has several purposes, all attempt to both preserve the stories and images with an "An Original", I love saying that, "Diamond Ted In-Memory" Funded Forever Website that is protected by an Irrevocable Trust.
Within that website, I want to do several things and I need your help to preserve all our memories forever.
First, I want to post all the stories and images I can gather and put them where they can be projected forever.
Second, I want to take the Best-of-the-best of those and put them in my up-coming "DIAMOND TED 2024 ATLAS'S".
Please visit the main page and sub-directory to see where you qualify.
Thank you!
The Present
Project # 1 - DIAMOND TED'S - FOREVER FUNDED "In-Memory" Web Galleries
Greetings (Video)
For 50 years, I am very thankful for everyone for allowing me the privilege to perform their body art and piercings.
In return I have developed a product that I want to offer to all our customers and friends.
So I have worked and developed a new, complicated, technology that satisfies all I have worked for, we have worked for.
There are several aspects to this technology, and it has several purposes, all attempt to both preserve the stories and images with an "An Original", I love saying that, "Diamond Ted In-Memory" Funded Forever Website that is protected by an Irrevocable Trust.
Within that website, I want to do several things and I need your help to preserve all our memories forever.
First, I want to post all the stories and images I can gather and put them where they can be projected forever.
Second, I want to take the Best-of-the-best of those and put them in my up-coming "DIAMOND TED 2024 ATLAS'S".
Please visit the main page and sub-directory to see where you qualify.
Thank you!
The Future
Project # 1 - DIAMOND TED'S - FOREVER FUNDED "In-Memory" Web Galleries
Greetings (Video)
For 50 years, I am very thankful for everyone for allowing me the privilege to perform their body art and piercings.
In return I have developed a product that I want to offer to all our customers and friends.
So I have worked and developed a new, complicated, technology that satisfies all I have worked for, we have worked for.
There are several aspects to this technology, and it has several purposes, all attempt to both preserve the stories and images with an "An Original", I love saying that, "Diamond Ted In-Memory" Funded Forever Website that is protected by an Irrevocable Trust.
Within that website, I want to do several things and I need your help to preserve all our memories forever.
First, I want to post all the stories and images I can gather and put them where they can be projected forever.
Second, I want to take the Best-of-the-best of those and put them in my up-coming "DIAMOND TED 2024 ATLAS'S".
Please visit the main page and sub-directory to see where you qualify.
Thank you!
Project # 2 - DIAMOND TED'S - OVERSIZED PUBLISHED ATLAS'S
Greetings (Video)
I have three (3) to be published oversized Atlas's in the works and you can be in any one of them if your entry qualifies.
Please visit the main page and sub-directory to see where you qualify.
Thank you!
Project # 3 - TRADE SECRETS !!!
Our Trade Secret
WE CAN LET YOU "TAKE IT ALL WITH YOU"
Diamond Ted has spent years testing and testing his art form and technologies and is ready to launch the merging of the two as a world-class Gemologist.
Project # 4 - THE FUTURE:
SYNTHETIC GEMSTONE
COLOR MATCHING
GROWTH STONE TECHNOLOGIES
IF THIS WASN’T THIS TECHNOLOGY WAS NOT THIS COMPLICATED, MANKIND WOULD HAVE DONE THIS YEARS AND YEARS AGO.
Synthetic Diamonds can now be made from the direct Carbon remains of yourself, your pets or your past loved ones, directly or years after they have passed away.
I have created a partnership with a Synthetic Diamond manufacture and with merging my past knowledge of chemistry and art, have developed a way to custom color gemstones to nearly the EXACT same color as the tattoo I have given to you
ONLY NOW I CAN HAVE YOUR REMAINING ASHES, OR YOUR LOST LOVED PETS, OR YOUR LOST LOVED ONES,
CONVERTED INTO A PRECIOUS GEMSTONE, THAT WILL LAST FOREVER, AT A REASONABLE PRICE.
They are called, DIAMOND TED’S MEMORY DIAMONDS and DIAMOND TEDS TATTOO DIAMONDS.
My technology has an advancement where the gemstones will be the colors of your tattoos and you can be remembered for that every time they see the precious stones in the light.
HERE IS THE CATCH, AND A GENERAL WARNING, ABOUT
NORMAL COLORED GEMSTONES AND COLORED DIAMONDS AND COLOR MATCHING THEM:
YOUR TATTOO IMPURITES CAN CREATE A BEAUTIFUL COLORED GEMSTONE.
ZERO IMPURITIES CREATE A CLEAR DIAMOND.
HOWEVER, PIGMENTS FROM A TATTOO, FORINSTANCE, BLUE PIGMENTS IN BLUE TATTOO,
DO NOT CREATE BLUE SYNTHETIC GEMSTONES OR BLUE SYNTHETIC DIAMONDS.
THEY CREATE A RED GEMSTONE!
SO A DIAMOND TED TECHNOLOGIES CORRECTS THIS WITH A PIGMENT / IMPURITY INVESTIGATION AND CORRECTION.
IT HAS TO BE MADE OR THE SYNTHETIC DIAMONDS WILL COME OUT THE WRONG
AND THEY WILL BE WRONG FOR AN ETERNITY!!!
TO RE-CREATE THE IDENTICAL BLUE TATTOO WHEN YOU ARE CREMATED AND MADE INTO A SYNTHETIC DIAMOND.
MY TECHNOLOGY CAN FIX THIS ISSUE!
THUS THE CREATION OF THE COLORED DIAMOND TED MEMORY DIAMOND AND THE DIAMOND TED TATTOO DIAMOND!
IT’S NOT EASY AND ONLY
DIAMOND TED’S TECHNOLOGIES HAS IT PERFECTED.
Lastly, I have been able to developed free fiduciary instruments to financially structuring all this so most of the cost comes out of your estate, AFTER you pass away, if you choose, so you really get to,
“TAKE IT ALL WITH YOU”.
PROJECT # 4 CONSTIST OF OBTAINING THE CORRECT COLOR FROM YOUR TATTOO, LOST PET OR LOST LOVED ONE, CORRECTLY MATCHING IT AND PROVIDING YOU WITH A GROWTH STONE DIAMOND AND NECKLACE AND NECKLACE CORRECTION IMPURITIES TO INSURE THE PROPER COLORED DIAMOND TED REMEMBRANCE DIAMOND OR DIAMOND TED TATTOO DIAMOND.
PROJECT # 4
GROWTH STONE TECHNOLOGIES
Submit for your Diamond Ted Tattoo Diamond today !!!
ALLOW ME THE PRIVILEDGE, AGAIN, TO SATISFY YOU!
SUBMIT A PICTURE OF YOUR BODY ART AND ALLOW ME THE PRIVILEDGE TO SEND YOU A MATCHED COLORED GROWTH STONE.
Synthetic Diamonds can now be made from the direct Carbon remains of clients, past loved ones or even pets, after they have passed away. Our technology has an advancement where the diamonds will be the colors of your tattoos and you can be remembered for that every time they see the precious stones in the light.
You can't put a price on immortality but now you can take it with you.
Project # 5 - HOLDING THE FUTURE:
DIAMOND TED'S CUSTOM REMEMBRANCE JEWELRY
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PUT OUR FOREVER TECHNOLOGIES
Age has taught me that my technology is only ENHANCED by the FINE BODY THAT HOUSES AND HOLDS IT.
It is one of the reasons I wouldn't apply my body art to just anyone, it had to be housed on quality people.
FOLLOWING THAT MENTALITY, I HAVE GREAT NEWS, I HAVE PARTNERED WITH SEVERAL WORLD CLASS JEWELERS AND NOW I CAN OFFER THE
BEST-OF-THE-BEST JEWELRY TO HOUSE MY PRECIOUS GEMSTONE ART AND PRICES TO MATCH FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY.
Project # 6 - FUNDING FOR THE FUTURE !!!
3RD PARTY FINANCING
MAKING FOREVER AFFORDABLE FOR EVERYONE
WE CAN LET YOU "TAKE IT ALL WITH YOU"
Project # 7 - DIAMOND TED'S DEMAND !!!
"GET YOUR FINAL PAPERWORK IN ORDER!!
AGAIN, WE CAN LET YOU
"TAKE IT ALL WITH YOU"
if you just do the paperwork you should have done anyways!
Here is the quick story… Let’s say you get into a bad car accident. The family of 6 is hurt, that you hit while accidently going through a light as you slid on the ice, and the auto insurance you have covers the ambulance rides and some of the other towing and auto replacement bills… but because you didn’t LISTEN TO ME or TRUST ME you didn’t spent the couple of bucks to protect yourself by placing all your property in a TRUST FUND and now none of your family is going to get an inheritance…let alone you loosing your home, it’s equity, your motorcycle, your boat…EVERYTHING….!!!
LISTEN CAREFULLY….I’M OLD…THESE THINGS HAPPEN AND THEY HAPPEN TO GREAT PEOPLE.
And that is just “AN ACCIDENT”.
“GET YOUR FINAL PAPERWORK IN ORDER !!!”
DIAMOND TED ANDERSON
